
Here's a picture of our daughter, Whitey. She's about 30 weeks along now and doing well, only a little fluid retention. That's her boyfriend, Sharpie Sanford. They met at Office Depot. He claims to be "permanent" and "non-toxic", but we don't know if they are right for each other. We don't even care about the race issue, we are not THAT old-fashioned. It's a question of compatability. All he wants to do is mark things up. And she just follows him around and constantly corrects him. (she's always been like that since we first got her) We don't know how long that can last before one of them just dries out. Back in our day if two pens loved each other they would get married, have a little red and a blue ball-point together and find a nice pocket protector to settle down in and raise their family. They seem happy together for the moment, but how will we ever explain this to our friend, the Bics? They have such a nice big family (although they are not perfect either, they skip.) Where did we go so wrong?